有人提议道，“齐王，喝酒无以助兴，不如请咱们的青年才俊们来舞剑吧！”

        舞剑！难道是鸿门宴？小凤心里咯噔一下。

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        笑话：

        老师：小明，中学生谈恋爱你怎么看？

        小明：现在的女生一个月换几个男朋友，还说男人骗了他们的感情，骗了他们的心，说世界上的男人都是坏人。

        老师：那你想对这些女生说些什么呢？

        小明：对于这样的女生，我只想说四个字：请联系我！

        老师：你给我滚出去！！！

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